They expect my reaction to be something like:
When really, my reaction is something like:
imagine a world where all living beings coexist with each other, like you go to the market and a bear is packing your groceries. You drive home and you see tulips playing soccer, that’s the world i wanna live in.
oh my heart this is too cute
Pretty sure backpack is a girl, canonically.
I bet Map could find his way into my bed.
Thrift Shop 8bit (x)
dude this sounds like really bad ass boss music holy shit??
whoops my hand slipped
do animals think in english or in the sounds they make
this is what yahoo paid $1.1 billion for
and you’re like
So accurate it hurts
I’ve almost cried a couple of times in the past..
im sorry i think you meant every convention i have ever attended
meanwhile at tumblr headquarters
i’ve had tumblr for years and i still don’t know what the fuck an rss feed is
if you kiss my neck, you can softly hear the sound of my clothes being thrown to the other side of the room.
Hey so if we have a mutual follow goin on, feel free to ask for my
- cellular number
- first born
you know, anything you want
do you ever look at somebody and wonder how they moan during sex
no but thanks now i have a new habit forced upon me whenever i go out
i think about this post at the most inappropriate times and it has ruined my life
we need some new and more powerful swears
the knowledge is now rebloggable tell your friends
is it really that ??
- fetuses do not think
- they do not “scream out” when they are aborted
- they have no brain function and no nerve endings until long after the deadline for a legal abortion
- they aren’t “sad” when you abort them
- they do not “realize what is happening”
And these aren’t my beliefs, they’re scientific facts
I AM LITERALLY SCREAMING
But…But you sound 100% like Cas!
I didn’t believe that anyone could sound 100% like Cas until listening to this.
DEAN FROWNED LOUDLY
HERE’s the original fic bUT THIS JUST MAKES IT SO MUCH BETTER JFC
AFTER A YEAR
I HAVE FINALLY FOUND IT AGAIN
THE GREATEST AUDIO POST IVE EVER HEARD
ANNIE THIS IS IT
Lol what the hell? I just died