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#ref
#games

kitd-fohs:

salmonslushie:

i saw this on one of those strange little picture slideshow websites so i decided to post it ;) have fun kids

I have found heaven and it’s full of liquor

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1 hour ago with 156,283 notes
#cats
#dogs
fallingoutlasvegas:

tear-down-thewall:

xrizeis:

a crow is a mother

omg too cute

the way the dog so gently takes the treat makes me so happy

fallingoutlasvegas:

tear-down-thewall:

xrizeis:

a crow is a mother

omg too cute

the way the dog so gently takes the treat makes me so happy

1 day ago with 191 notes
luminouseccentricity:

i might as well jump onto the bandwagon

luminouseccentricity:

i might as well jump onto the bandwagon

1 day ago with 71,566 notes
#text

rampant-noodle:

Send Me Your Headcanons For Me!!!

Height?:

Age?:

Voice pitch?:

Sleeping position, Do I drool or Snore in my sleep? :

Favorite Color?:

Morning, Noon, Or Evening Person?:

Anything Else?:

1 day ago with 137,904 notes
#text

SO I FIND OUT MY FRIENDS AND I ARE ON OUR LOCAL NEWS WEBSITE

manafromheaven:

silentevilx:

We were asked all these questions about how long the costumes took us, how we did it, etc. 

I paused the video right when we were asked how much money we spent on our cosplays and

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fjdkaf;jkd;al

does that give you your answer

THIS WILL NEVER NOT BE FUNNY 

1 day ago with 137,109 notes
#text

sedirktive:

when someone cries because you said something nice to them, they’re someone who you need to protect because they haven’t seen enough kindness in the world.

1 day ago with 2,065 notes
#cats
mostlycatsmostly:

écaille de tortue (by Atilio San Pantalon)

mostlycatsmostly:

écaille de tortue (by Atilio San Pantalon)

1 day ago with 178,280 notes
#text

ill-be-okk:

americansavior:

itsjustsatanthings:

cumber-bitches:

caswantsdeansassbutt:

cumber-bitches:

cumber-bitches:

I have fruit polos and lollypops be jealous.

omg do many people not know what fruit polos are? they are heaven

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In America, we call them lifesavers. They can be chewy or hard candy. 

polos aren’t chewy and they also come in mint.

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this week on: britan thinks its special

in straya.. we got both..

1 day ago with 309,772 notes
#text
#me
#all the time

destiel:

trying to make a situation better and accidentally making it a worse
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(Source: scottish)

1 day ago with 13,993 notes
#text

clientsfromhell:

Me: “What browser are you on?”

Client: “Google.”

Me: “Google Chrome?”

Client: “No, just regular Google.”

Me: “That’s the site. I want to know the browser.”

Client: “Google.”

Me: “No.”

Client: “Look, we can have this conversation forever, man. But when I hit the internet logo, Google comes up!”

Me: “Okay…What does that “internet logo” look like?

Client: “…A fiery fox, I guess. But that’s irrelevant.”

1 day ago with 86 notes
wreckitronnie:


Good Dog, Best Friend

Ignore my lack of make up, my new wigs lack of styling, and my lack of editing this photo, but i feel like all of those would make this pic not as funny as it is. if i havent already told you guys, you should all get a boxer cause theyre p gr8.

wreckitronnie:

Good Dog, Best Friend


Ignore my lack of make up, my new wigs lack of styling, and my lack of editing this photo, but i feel like all of those would make this pic not as funny as it is. if i havent already told you guys, you should all get a boxer cause theyre p gr8.

1 day ago with 428,461 notes
#text

Reblog if it is 104% okay to come to your ask and just say ‘Hi can we be friends’ and then start asking you random questions.

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1 day ago with 18,099 notes
#text

astroextensionist:

buttsetcetera:

what i know about breaking bad because of tumblr: 

  • the dad from malcolm in the middle started cooking meth and now he’s really mean
  • one of the people he’s mean to is a boy who is very cute and kind of looks like a puppy and says bad words sometimes
  • the cute boy cries a lot and malcolm in the middle’s dad doesn’t even care?????

nailed it