Derp :3
When people interrupt me while I’m reading

laugh-addict:

They expect my reaction to be something like:

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When really, my reaction is something like:

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amoying:

imagine a world where all living beings coexist with each other, like you go to the market and a bear is packing your groceries. You drive home and you see tulips playing soccer, that’s the world i wanna live in.

the-kiku-honda-civic:

imnotagemini:

tsundere-saurus-rex:

rebellioustroll:

kirukiru:

又把舊東西拿出來曬(爆笑

oh my heart this is too cute

map omg

Pretty sure backpack is a girl, canonically.

I bet Map could find his way into my bed.

Macklemore/Anton Elmvik - Thrift Shop 8bit
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opolla:

tricksterroxylalonde:

ectogasmic:

napoleonbonerhard:

Thrift Shop 8bit (x)
Macklemore

dude this sounds like really bad ass boss music holy shit??

wow

whoops my hand slipped

selfdoubtandsyphilis:

dankestrnemes:

do animals think in english or in the sounds they make

this is what yahoo paid $1.1 billion for

Getting on your period right before a big event

1upincantsing:

smileyrosieee:

iwannabeahistorymaker:

and you’re like  image

So accurate it hurts

I’ve almost cried a couple of times in the past..

im sorry i think you meant every convention i have ever attended

android18:

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meanwhile at tumblr headquarters

kalories:

i’ve had tumblr for years and i still don’t know what the fuck an rss feed is

alana-leonie:

if you kiss my neck, you can softly hear the sound of my clothes being thrown to the other side of the room. 

Hey so if we have a mutual follow goin on, feel free to ask for my 

  • cellular number
  • snapchat
  • twitter
  • facebook
  • skype
  • email
  • facetime
  • first born

you know, anything you want

nicotinehearts:

omigawdmatt:

racheyzane:

do you ever look at somebody and wonder how they moan during sex

no but thanks now i have a new habit forced upon me whenever i go out

i think about this post at the most inappropriate times and it has ruined my life

geminispy:

elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:

stridersquad:

richwhitelesbian:

we need some new and more powerful swears

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zetadar:

jojostocking:

blade-phoenix:

jojostocking:

the knowledge is now rebloggable tell your friends

is it really that ??


yes

pretty much

zetadar:

jojostocking:

blade-phoenix:

jojostocking:

the knowledge is now rebloggable tell your friends

is it really that ??

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yes

pretty much

julietspencers:

  • fetuses do not think
  • they do not “scream out” when they are aborted
  • they have no brain function and no nerve endings until long after the deadline for a legal abortion
  • they aren’t “sad” when you abort them
  • they do not “realize what is happening”

And these aren’t my beliefs, they’re scientific facts

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sam-winchester-is-unamoosed:

change-yer-faet:

molotov-that-assbutt:

minion-with-a-shotgun:

yesbecausereasons:

jensentristankrushnic:

georginoschkavincen:

ohpleaseihavenosoul:

iamtonysexual:

YOU’RE WELCOME

I AM LITERALLY SCREAMING

But…But you sound 100% like Cas!

I didn’t believe that anyone could sound 100% like Cas until listening to this.

DEAN FROWNED LOUDLY

SDKJFHKDSJHF

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HERE’s the original fic bUT THIS JUST MAKES IT SO MUCH BETTER JFC

AFTER A YEAR

I HAVE FINALLY FOUND IT AGAIN

THE GREATEST AUDIO POST IVE EVER HEARD

ANNIE THIS IS IT

Lol what the hell? I just died